The 404 Project.

30 404s, 30 days.


To kick off this new website and shift in my career toward a UX focus, I challenged myself to create one new 404 page a day for the entire month of June. Now, I have a cannon of actual 404 pages to keep my site fresh. Plus, what good is a well-crafted 404 page if no one ever sees it?

EXPECTATION SETTING: These are very D-I-Y and more for concept and writing than design. I used images from Squarespace and Unsplash, personal photos, and other creatively-procured visual elements.

Here you go: 30 ways to say, “That page does not exist.”

Read about my trials and tribulations (and takeaways) for this project on Medium.


JUNE 30

Ack!

HOW’D YOU GET BACK HERE?!

This is a restricted area.

Kindly go back to:

Home

Work

Connect


For real though
: Thanks for checking out my site. If you still can’t find what you’re looking for, email me and I’ll be happy to assist you.


 

JUNE 29

Choose Your Own 404 Experience.

(DEFINITELY THE MOST LOW-STAKES DECISION YOU’LL MAKE TODAY.)


JUNE 28

Howdy,

WELCOME TO 404 COUNTY.

This is all we got here in the Wild Wild Web.

Stick around and play this theme song or go back to civilization.


JUNE 27

I couldn’t find that particular page. Luckily, there are plenty of other pages worthy of a visit.

 

 

JUNE 26

Not cool, Kenny.

SORRY THAT PAGE DOESN’T EXIST.

TBH, neither does Developer Kenny. (But if he did, it would definitely not be cool.)


HAPPY FRIDAY! :)

Go somewhere that makes sense pronto. →


 

JUNE 25

Neko’s not impressed.

NEKO DOESN’T LIKE A 404 PAGE ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.

Marfa, Texas, October, 2019.

Marfa, Texas, October, 2019.


 

JUNE 24

Gone hammocking.

SORRY THAT PAGE IS TAKING A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK.

My backyard in Charlottesville, VA, sometime in 2018.

My backyard in Charlottesville, VA, sometime in 2018.

Leave a message or use the links in the footer to move on.


 

JUNE 23

Page not found.

SORRY MY SEARCH CAME UP EMPTY.

Maybe you’ll have better luck.


 

JUNE 22

Sorry, not sorry.

ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER ONE OPENS.

Welcome to the 404 Portal. Tap the mirror to be transported to content not accessible from anywhere else on my site.

Free photo from Unsplash (I lost the artist’s name.)

Free photo from Unsplash (I lost the artist’s name.)

Use the menu in the footer to resist this enticing, once-in-a-website experience.


 

JUNE 21

404:

THE LEAST POPULAR PAGE ON ANY WEBSITE.

Unless it comes with that website’s most popular content. :)

Here’s mine currently (in order of popularity):

1. Home

2. Work

3. About

4. uShip


 

JUNE 20

Four, oh, four.

HOW YOU DISAPPOINT.

Photo by @fransiscomorales from Unpslash.

Photo by @fransiscomorales from Unpslash.

Every website has at least one.

While I try to find where this page went astray, here are at least eight conforming ones.


 

JUNE 19

Sorry,

THAT PAGE ISN’T HERE AT THE MOMENT.

Photo by @jannerboy62 from Unsplash.

Photo by @jannerboy62 from Unsplash.

Not sure if it’s gone for a nibble or forever, but leave a message if you like, and I’ll get back to you if I can track it down. In the meantime, feel free to use the never-not-here menu below.


 

JUNE 18

Let’s try that again.

Discover & share this Fail GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.

Something didn’t quite land. Make another attempt or use the low-risk menu below.


 

JUNE 17

3-6 letter regretful exclamation!

SHORT SENTENCE EQUIVALENT TO “PAGE NOT FOUND.

figma

Tip or link to help users get where they want to go quickly (and maybe a tinge of personality if it works and not too long).


 

JUNE 16

Page not found.

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. I DON’T HAVE A SITEMAP TO DIRECT YOU TO, BUT HERE’S A LINK TO EVERY PAGE I’VE GOT:


 

JUNE 15

Sorry.

THAT PAGE COULDN’T BE FOUND.

Use the links in the footer to get where you need or go to my homepage.


 

JUNE 14

Taken somewhere above and below the clouds in November, 2018.

Taken somewhere above and below the clouds in November, 2018.

This break in content brought to you by Mother Earth.

(And a misinformed link.)

When you’re ready, go back to (my) Work.


 

JUNE 13

Oh, hey.

SORRY THAT PAGE CAN’T BE FOUND.

Neko, circa 2015.

Neko, circa 2015.

Use the links in the footer to continue on to more pertinent (but way less cute) content.


 

JUNE 12

404

PAGE NOT FOUND.

Potential Causes for the Error

Chart not based on any data whatsoever.

 

JUNE 11

We all get lost sometimes.

APPARENTLY EVEN TORTOISES.

Photo taken in Allandale, Austin, Texas, September 2014.

Photo taken in Allandale, Austin, Texas, September 2014.

Go home asap or take this opportunity to meander back.


 

JUNE 10

Oh, snap!

YOU FOUND A 404 PAGE.

Photo by @mrthetrain from Unsplash.

Photo by @mrthetrain from Unsplash.

Sorry for the interruption in content. Go back to:

Work

About

Connect


 

JUNE 9

Bad link. Good vibes.

Galveston, Texas, July 2019.

Galveston, Texas, July 2019.

Next Topo Chico is on me.

Sorry the page you were expecting isn’t here. If you send me a quick note, I’ll personally deliver the content you were looking for. And to thank you for helping me to keep my site tight, I’ll also send you a case of the best sparkling water on the planet (no joke).


 

JULY 8

Neither here,
nor there.

Untitled (Marfa Project), 1996, by Dan Flavin at the Chinati Foundation, Marfa Texas.

Untitled (Marfa Project), 1996, by Dan Flavin at the Chinati Foundation, Marfa Texas.

You’re in internet limbo.

Not sure how you ended up in the void, but use these links to come toward the light:

Work

About


 

JUNE 7

Missed connection.

Thanks for checking out my site on a Sunday! You get a Sunday error page. :)


Sorry something didn’t quite connect with the page you were looking for. Might I recommend a page has the connection thing on lock.


 

JUNE 6

How embarrassing.

Neko, hiding from shame, circa 2016.

Neko, hiding from shame, circa 2016.

Not sure what went wrong.

But let’s forget this ever happened. Where were you trying to go?


Work

About

Connect


 

JUNE 5

Whoops!

THIS ISN’T THE PAGE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. (OR IS IT?)

1bad=3good.jpg

Preliminary data indicates that three good links offsets the negative effects of one bad one.*


Give it a try, and if you’re so inclined, let me know if you agree or disagree. Select one, two, or all of them for maximum results:

  1. Meet my cute puggle, Neko.

2. See how I gave an all grown-up start-up a more sophisticated voice.

3. Take Door #3.


*I’m still conducting research to back up this claim, but my initial hypothesis is: It can’t hurt.


 

JUNE 4

Minor detour.

Somewhere near Llano, New Mexico, August 2019.

Somewhere near Llano, New Mexico, August 2019.

You just stumbled upon the scenic route (aka an error page).

Enjoy the view as long as you like, or:


Get back on track

Take a longer detour


 

JUNE 3

Hey, you found Waldo!

A photo I took at the Charlottesville airport December 2017. (Face blurred for privacy.)

A photo I took at the Charlottesville airport December 2017. (Face blurred for privacy.)

Now, let’s find you the page you were looking for.

Here are the three main pages of my site. You should be able to find anything you need from here.


Work

About

Connect


 

JUNE 2

404 SOS

Free image from Squarespace library.

Free image from Squarespace library.

The url or link you used isn’t right, but the ones below are double and triple-checked and guaranteed to do the job.

Go back to (my) work

Learn more about me

Connect with me on other platforms


 

JUNE 1

Mind the content gap.

A photo I took of a door at Longman & Eagle in Chicago.

A photo I took of a door at Longman & Eagle in Chicago.

Though I strive to deliver a seamless and friction-free experience, mistakes happen. While I fix this one, I recommend visiting any of the following places with plenty to see.

Check out my work

See all the ways you can connect with me

Find out what types of things I do


 

I wrote about my trials and tribulations (and takeaways) for this project. You can read about it all here.